Signs That You Have Had Too Much To Drink
- Her lips may be saying, “Baaaaa,” but her eyes are screaming, “YES!”
- The Surgeon General suggests that you take up smoking instead.
- You try to claim Jose Cuervo as a dependent on your tax return.
- You wake up naked in a strange car, with a painfully fresh piercing in your genitals.
- Bush’s foreign policy seems shrewd and effective.
- Finding the clothes you wore last night involves crossing state lines.